Under One Roof 9

Chapter Five || Yours, Mine and most certainly NOT Ours Part Two

Guest Starring:

ChaeYeon
CSJH
Lee Junki
Min Seo Hyun
SHINee
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Kang In/Sunny/Kyu Hyun/Ye Sung


Kang In impatiently tapped his left foot. "Where are those slow-pokes?" He demanded.

Ye Sung sighed. "It's because you took the short cut dude."

"It's because you took the short cut dude." Kang In mocked. "Who says dude?"

The four of them had been waiting exactly three minutes and thirty seconds on the parking lot of Pink Elves. There was a huge line, but since Kibum had all the VIP passes, the four of them waited ouside.

Sunny pulled off her three inch heels. "What was I thinking wearing these to a dance club?" She asked to no one in particular. Sunny looked at her chunky turquoise wooden heels and sighed. "It looks great and all...but how am I going to dance in these?"

Kyu Hyun looked at her confused. "But Jessica and Tiffany dances in even higher heels all the time."

The agyeo queen grinned. "Only cause they're like shoe obsessed freaks who loves heels and dressing up."

Kyu Hyun nodded understanding. He leaned in closer. "Are you free this Tuesday?"

Sunny bit her lips. "I am. I'm busy washing my hair..." Kyu Hyun gave her an odd look and his mouth formed an o. "Just kidding. Of course I'm free." The shy boy pretended to wipe a sweat.

Ever since the 22 of them moved in, everybody in the dorm seemed more open with one another, and friendly...well not everybody. Dong Hae and Jessica are a whole different story, but other then the two of them, everybody was cheerful and pleased with each other...hopefully.

Ye Sung sighed once more. "How long have we waited?"

Sunny quickly looked at her pink Juicy Couture watch. "In exactly ten seconds, you would've waited five whole minutes!" she teased.

"Aish!" Ye Sung ran his fingers through his black hair. "Wait! Is that Kibum?" He quickly got off the hood of Tiffany's red sports car which barely fit the four of them.

"Hey! How'd you four get here so fast?!" Kibum asked getting out of his car.

"Shortcut." Sunny, Ye Sung, Kyu Hyun and Kang In answered in unison.

Tiffany jumped out of the car. "Sunny, why are you barefoot?" She looked at Sunny's freshly pedicured, but bare feet.

"I was saving my killer heels for later." She said cutely. "Literally." She glared at her shoes. Tiffany laughed.

"Who are we waiting for now?" Han Kyung asked trying to think of who were missing. Yuri looked at her flats as she got out of the car. Yuri wasn't exactly known for her balance...or patience. "Did you guys hear about that lame radio contest airing tonight?"

Yuri nodded. "Yeah. The winner gets a date with a hot guy or something like that." The eight of them had missed the contest because they were listening to DBSK's latest album which Sunny, Tiffany, and Yuri just happened to be obsessed with. "How desperate does a person have to be call a radio station for a d-"

"We're here!!" Tae Yeon wildly waved her hand at her friends and roommates. "Guess what?!"

"SHE WON THE RADIO STATION CONTEST!!" Shin Dong shouted excitedly jumping up down with Ye Sung who really didn't care, but was caught up in the moment.

"Thanks Shin Dong. Thanks." She narrowed her eyes.

Yuri's mouth gaped open. "You won the lame contest?!" She asked surprised. Tae Yeon crossed her arms.

"Thanks Yuri. Way to congratulate me." Tae Yeon sarcastically said.

Yuri and Han Kyung shrugged.

"Oooh! There's Hee Chul oppa, Yoona unnie, Eun Hyuk oppa, and Chae Yeon unnie!" Seo Hyun said squinting her eyes trying to make out who's car that belonged too.

"Seo Hyun, please don't do that. You look like a perverted Chinese man." Tae Yeon said getting frustrated. "God! How do you freaking finish this?!" She was holding a rubics cube and was about to start peeling the stickers before Kang In grabbed it and madly turning and twisting.

"There." Kang In said giving the cube back to Tae Yeon in a minute or two. Tae Yeon frowned.

She gave him a suspicious look. "How'd you do that?" She demanded. He put his hands up to show his innocence.

"YOONA UNNIE!!" Seo Hyun waved her arms wildly. Yoona waved back out the window. Kibum looked closely at the car.

"Is it just me or does everybody in that car besides Hee Chul look carsick?" Kibum asked his roomies. His roommates who were here looked and all noticed it. Yoona and Eun Hyuk looked sick to their stomaches while Chae Yeon's window was already down and she basically sticking her head out it for fresh air. Everybody knew about Hee Chul's insane and wild driving, but this was totally chaotic. When Hee Chul quickly turned and stopped Chae Yeon and Yoona were the first ones out and was on the floor.

"LAND!" Chae Yeon excitedly said planting herself onto the ground. When she got up, she stumbled a bit due to the hectic ride. "Hi guys." She said waving at a tree instead of her friends. Yoona quickly led her to the group.

Han Kyung looked at her. "Do you think she will need a doctor? It's not everyday you see somebody with Hee Chul's driving skills...oh wait there is! A MONKEY!" Han Kyung scolded the arrogant and concetied boy. "Try not killing any more guests!"

"Seriously." Soo Young said out of nowhere. She got of Hyo Yeon's car and slammed the door extra hard. To Hyo Yeon, slamming a car door was like pure torture. Why would anybody try to break a poor innocent door? Obviously Soo Young was still upset that Hyo Yeon banned her from So Hot.

Sung Min sighed. "We should get an extra big van or something. This carpooling thing is wayyy to hard." Nobody wanted to admit, but it was really hard. If one person was late everybody was late. "I think it's time we each put a little money and get an extr-"

"No! I am not going to drive a van." Hee Chul, Kang In, Han Kyung, and Tae Yeon said at the same moment. Soo Young quickly defeneded Sung Min.

"What's wrong with a van? We can paint it pink an-"

"PINK!?" Han Kyung and Eun Hyuk pulled their hands across their chest making an x.

Sung Min, Tiffany, Yuri, and Hee Chul frowned.

"What's wrong with pink?" Sung Min asked for the four of them.

"Yeah!" Tiffany seconded. "Right boyfriend?" She looked at her fake boyfriend for backup. Kibum innocently pretended he wasn't listening. "See!" She ignored his silence.

"Whatever. Where are they!?" Soo Young asked impatiently. "Gahh!"

"Who are 'they'?" Sunny asked.

Yuri answered. "Sica, Siwon, and Ding Bat. I mean Dong Hae." She covered her mouth blushing red. "That doesn't leave here."

"Speaking of which, where are they?" Ryeo Wook asked curiously. Shin Dong nodded equally curiously.

Sica/Dong Hae/Siwon


"D.amn it Dong Hae! Where the hell are we?!" Siwon asked furiously. They were suppose to meet up with the others twenty minutes ago. "They better be sending a search party for us." Jessica looked scared. She had never seen Siwon blow up.

"I knew we should have took a right turn." Jessica said grumpily. "Nice job Dong Hae."

"Hey. We took a left turn. What's done is done." Dong Hae said defending himself, but he couldn't help but feel sorry. He was in to deep to just apologize. The three of them were in Siwon's car in front of an abandoned warehouse. "Sorry." He mumbled apologetically. Jessica and Siwon's expression softened a bit, but they still glared at the accident-prone hottie.

Jessica sighed in frustration. "I'll call Fany for help." She dug into her bag and grabbed her pink custom I-Phone covered in crystals. Her face froze.

Siwon scrunched up his eyebrows. "What's wrong?"

"No. Service." She said emotionlessly. Siwon scowled lightly. Dong Hae sighed. "We might as well talk."

Dong Hae shrugged.

"Let's play the who game." Siwon offered. Jessica and Dong Hae gave puzzled looks to Siwon. He explained. "Somebody gives two names and you choose who you would go out with. I'll start. Dong Hae, Tiffany or Yoona?"

"Yoona." He simply answered. "Jessica, Dong Wook or Siwon?"

There was a pause. "Do I need to answer?"

"Yes." the two guys basically shouted. She pouted.

"Fine. Siwon." She said blushing slightly. Dong Hae felt his eye twitch when he saw Siwon smile mile wide. "Siwon, Hyo Yeon or Seo Hyun?"

"Seo Hyun. Sica, Yunho or Yoo Chun."

Jessica had a mini flashback of Sunny's birthday. "Yunho." She said right away. "Dong Hae, Tae Yeon or um....Soo Young?"

"Soo Young. Jessica, me or Siwon." Dong Hae asked seriously. Jessica's mouth slightly gaped open. Siwon slightly squirmed in his seat.

"I don't want to play this anymore." Jessica said quietly. There was a long awkward pause in the car until they heard some faint music. Siwon, Dong Hae, and Jessica quickly got out of the car and followed the music. When they got close they heard their friends playing a game.

"Are you serious?!! We were in the parking lot of Purple Pixies this whole d.amn time?!" Dong Hae demanded.

"Pink Elves and I guess we were." Siwon corrected and answered. This was beyond embarrassing. Quickly rushing into the car they went to greet their friends.

"About freaking time!" Eun Hyuk exclaimed. "It's showtime!"


Inside Pink Elves


When the 22 roommates and Chae Yeon walked in the club they were oozing with compliments. For one, the club was two stories high, with a VIP section in a special corner of the first floor, and a MITVIP on the second floor. (A/N: MITVIP = More Important Than Very Important Person biggrin.gif) "Wowwww!" They all exclaimed.

"Cousin? Is that you?" a voice asked. When boy-crazy Soo Young saw him, she looked completely mesmerized.

Kibum turned around to face a cute looking boy who looked like he was in his late teens. "Key!" Kibum greeted him with a hug. Key smiled at the other 22.

"Did you bring the whole neighborhood?" Key teased Kibum. Kibum laughed.

"Nahh. Just my roommates." Kibum replied. "Oh yeah introductions. Key, you know the guys."

"Sure do. I knew those suckers for quite a while now..." Key joked. The guys laughed and the girls did their polite I have no idea what's going on laugh.

Kibum smiled. "This is Seo Hyun, Yoona, Yuri, Jessica, Tiffany, Tae Yeon, Hyo Yeon, Soo Young and Sunny. The nine of them waved hi.

"Nice to meet you." He bowed slightly. "Come out guys!" Four guys came out of nowhere. "This is Onew, his real name is Lee Jinki, but you only call him that when you're angry at him." The girls nodded totally getting everything. "Next is Kim Jong Hyun. Next to him is Choi Minho, and last is the maknae Lee Tae Min." Before he finished all the girls crowded around Tae Min gushing how adorable he was.

"Wait! How old is Tae Min? He looks a little young to be in here." Ryeo Wook said taking a better look at Tae Min. "Aren't you all underage?"

Jong Hyun scoffed. "You should be talking hyung." Jong Hyun, Key, Minho, Tae Min, and Onew all knew the guys since back then, but every now and then the young boys would tease the olders ones. The five younger boys' ages ranged between 14 and 17.

Seo Hyun giggled. "Tae Min is soo cute! He reminds me of Keroro!" Yuri and Soo Young squealed slightly pinching Tae Min's cheeks.

"CUTTEE!" Chae Yeon squealed in delight. 17 boys looked at Tae Min in envy. In their minds, one thing was floating. Lucky kid. All of a sudden Flo-Rida's Low came on. The girls, minus Sunny, squealed at the song and went towards the dance floor.

The guys not letting a moment like this go to waste, they quickly went to dance with them. Eun Hyuk danced with Yoona shyly at first before getting more into the music. Yoona looked surprised. "You're good at dancing!" She yelled over the music. He gave her a thankful nodd. She smiled back. Her heart fluttered for a moment when she saw Eun Hyuk. She looked away so he couldn't see her blush. When Eun Hyuk realized Yoona was blushing he grinned insanely.

Sunny looked at her friends dancing...they weren't alone though. Yoona and Eun Hyuk in one part of the dance floor, Sung Min and Soo Young in another, Tiffany, Hee Chul, Chae Yeon and Kibum next to them, She couldn't help but giggle. Nobody besides Hee Chul would admit it, but the others were greatful to Hee Chul. He basically hooked Kibum and Tiffany together...ish. 'Way to go Hee Chul!' She thought to herself.

Chae Yeon bitterly glared at Tiffany. 'What does she have, I don't?!' Chae Yeon carefully eyed Tiffany dancing like a kid. Hee Chul tapped her shoulder. "Yeah?" She asked a little disappointed it wasn't Kibum.

"Want to go get a drink?" Hee Chul asked sweetly. Chae Yeon smiled a little. Hee Chul wasn't that bad...sure he may be a little crazy, girly, and wild, but he isn't that bad.


-Scene Change-

Seo Hyun was surprised to see Min Seo Hyun again. "Hi Seo Hyun unnie!" Seo Hyun greeted.

The older Seo Hyun waved hi. "Hey Seo Hyun! Tae Yeon, and uhh, Eeteuk right?" She guessed. Eeteuk shook his head yes. "Hey. This is my boyfriend Junki." She used her finger to point at a tall guy who looked really hot.

The guy who claimed to be Junki bowed slightly. "Ahnyounghaesaeyo." He smiled a charming smile.

MSH (Min Seo Hyun) smiled. "I'm here with Seul Gi and Yunho oppa. Pretty weird huh? They're actually going out now!"

"After a week?!" Eeteuk asked surprised. MSH nodded eagerly.

"We're in the VIP section upstairs. Come see us later! Lets go Junki-shi." MSH put her arm on Junki's arm was about to leave before someone stopped them.

"Hey Junki oppa!!" four annoyingly familiar voice squealed. Tae Yeon recognized the voice and scowled.

Tae Yeon and Eeteuk rolled their eyes and when Dana saw this she smirked. "Hi again bi-yatches." Tae Yeon gritted her teeth. Sunday giggle high-fived Dana. Stephanie gave a faux-sweet smile.

"How have you been? Gaining weight obviously." Stephanie sneered. "How about you take some pilates or yoga or go to the gym or something." She looked disgusted just thinking about gaining weight. She shuddered a bit.

When those word scame out of Stephanie's mouth, Tae Yeon felt her eye twitch and ready to punch Stephanie. No more sissy fighting for Tae Yeon. She clenched a fist.

"Now, now Stephanie, let's not be nice here. She doesn't need to excersise, she needs to starve. How else is she going to get our figure?" Sunday asked with big innocent eyes. "So Junki opp..." She looked around for Junki and MSH. They were nowhere to be seen. "Ughh. He wasn't even that hot anyways." She felt embarrassed being ditch like that, but he was so ten seconds ago.

Tae Yeon tapped her feet impatiently. "Are you done?" Seo Hyun asked the four rude girls.

Lina snorted. "As if!" She took a step closer to Seo Hyun. "Aww, the puney baby is about to cry!"

Seo Hyun rolled her eyes. "Ughh, I'm sort of taller than you." She looked down at Lina. Lina stomped her left foot extra hard and grunted.

"Look at that." Stephanie eyed Dong Hae. "Ooh sexy boy. Gotta go." She walked up to Dong Hae who reluctantly went on the dance floor with her. Yuri quickly stopped dancing and whispered something to Soo Young who stopped and looked at Dong Hae and Stephanie.

Jessica stopped dancing with Siwon and Jong Hyun for a minute to see what Dong Hae was doing hoping he wasn't being his immature self. When she saw Stephanie she felt like puking and perhaps stabbing Stephanie's eyeballs with her heels. She took three big breaths and confidentily walked up to Dong Hae.

"Come dance with me." Jessica grabbed his arm and was about to drag him and scold him, but unfortunately Stephanie wasn't going to back down.

Stephanie, pushed her bangs to the side. "Sorry little girl. He's dancing with me right now. You can dance with him after I'm done."

Jessica faked a smile. "Haha-how about no!" She pushed Stephanie and quickly ran with Dong Hae right behind her. Stephanie stumbled on her feet and tripped.

"Y-YOU SUH-KANK!!!!" Stephanie shouted over the music. Lina, Dana, and Sunday quickly gathered around her to cover the public humiliation.


"You fought for me." Dong Hae slyly said. Jessica blushed.

"Did not. You looked like you needed help." Jessica protested.

Dong Hae fake sneezed "whatever." Jessica rolled her eyes in a way that read, 'that's what I get for helping this jerk?' She was about to walk away when all of a sudden she felt like she was falling. Quickly shuting her eyes hoping that would lessen the pain she will soon endure. When Jessica opened her eyes she saw Dong Hae holding her, but not just holding her. Kissing her.

When he let go, Dong Hae winked and said, "The next one will mean something, I swear."

She awkwardly stood there not knowing what to say next. Her hands reacted before her mouth and pinched Dong Hae extra hard to make up for last time.

"Owww!" he rubbed his arm in pain. She stomped off. The second time she lost her lipginity to a jerk...maybe not so much of a jerk anymore, but pre-jerk...sort of...


The Next Day


It was the day after they went to night club. Nobody got into a fight which was defintely a good sign, but the morning was not a pleasant time of day for the 22 roommates who didn't get in until 5 AM that day. Most of them just slept with their clothes on from last night because they were so tierd.

Eun Hyuk groaned. "Ugh. What time is it?" He asked groggily.

Yoona looked at her watch. "11:00. Why are we up so early?" She demanded in the same tone Eun Hyuk has just spoken. None of them would admit, but last night was a little too much for the soon to be Freshman in College.

"Morning." Kibum didn't look tierd at all. He looked ready for the day that was yet to come. Tiffany came out of her room looking like she just woke up. Her hair was up high and her make-up from last night was still on her face. You could tell she really wiped out because not only was she wearing her clothes from last night, but also because her left foot still had her pink argyle socks while the other one was completely bare.

Kibum looked at her twice making sure that was his fake girlfriend. He has never seen Tiffany like this...never so...dirty! "Are you o-kay?" He asked worried. Tiffany must've been sleep-walking or something cause when he spoke to her she bumped into the coffee table and stumbled onto the floor.

"Where am I?" She quickly looked around. "I'm not in my room!" She looked down. "Eeep!" She quickly got up and ran into her room leaving nothing behind. Inside Tiffany and Jessica's room, Jessica was sound asleep mumbling about killing someone. Knowing Jessica, Tiffany figured it was Dong Hae. She quickly freshened up and took her restroom material. When she got out she was welcome with more faces and already a line for the restroom. "Uggh! You guys are killing me!" She whined.

Soo Young scoffed. "Speak for yourself miss 30-minutes-in-the-bathroom." Soo Young yawned. "God. I am sooo tierd."

"I think everybody is." Sung Min pointed out froggily. "We have to go school supply shopping right?"

Shin Dong sadly nodded yes from the boys' bathroom line. "I still haven't got my jerky set." There were groans after the word jerky. Last night, somebody *coughShinDongcough* had one to many jerky and puked in front of the club. The coming in guests were not to pleased lets say.

"Next time, I think I should choose where we go." Tae Yeon said drying her hair fully awake. She just took a cold shower so she could wake up fully...and the fact that somebody used up all the cold water. In order for there to be hot water again they had to wait ten minutes. "By the way we d-"

"Aghh!!!" Yuri screamed from the shower. "The water is freezing!!!" She yelled from the girls restroom.

"Don't have any hot water." Tae Yeon shrugged. She warned them...ish...sort of...who cares it wasn't her that got caught...or maybe it was, but still!

Han Kyung looked fresh. "Ahh! All I needed was a nice hot shower."

Yuri's ears perked up. "You used up the hot water!?" She shouted again.

"No! What makes you say that?!" Han Kyung demanded guiltily.


School Supply Shopping

"Ooh this pen is calling my name!" Ryeo Wook strained himself from sounding like a girl...which was hard considering he held an orange feather pen and a Tazzmanian Devil pencil bag.

Kibum sighed in aggrivation. "Please tell me you're kidding." Tiffany nodded in agreement with Kibum. Ever since they were "dating" they would agree with everything one said. It was only matter of days before their first lovers' quarrel...according to Kang In and Hee Chul who claimed to be a Love Guru. The others just thought they watched one to many movies.

"That is cute!" Hyo Yeon gushed. "Good job! Where'd you get it?!" Ryeo Wook pointed behind him showing an array of feather pens. The dancing queen quickly made a mad dash towards the lime green pen. "Fany! There's one in pink." Fany looked at Kibum waiting for an approval of the pen. What was Tiffany turning into? One of those housewives who ask everything before doing anything?! Kibum smiled kindly and shrugged. He obviously wasn't one of those obsessed boyfriends who will basically stalk their girlfriends.

Sunny tugged on her hood's string so that way you could only see her eyes. "I'm bored." She complained. Sunny's baskets were filled to the top with cute notebooks that was sprinkled with glitter, gel pens, glitter gel pens, notebooks with Dong Bang Shin Ki on it, different colored mechanical pencil packages, a case of color pencils, and scented erasers. Tae Yeon's eyes narrowed.

"When did you get all that?" She asked looking at her strangely. Sunny shrugged.

"I just grabbed whatever I liked." Sunny said as if it was no big deal. Leave it to Sunny to pick the cutesy adoable kiddy stuff even if she was starting University. As mature Sunny was, her taste was a tad childish. Yoona looked through Sunny's basket and took out the Dong Bang Shin Ki notebook.

"You're not really getting this are you?" Yoona teased Sunny holding out the Junsu covered school untensil. Sunny grabbed it defensively.

She stuck her tongue out. "Don't be jealous you didn't find one before I did." Yoona giggled and placed the notebook back in Sunny's basket. Tiffany giddily came skippin towards them.

She smiled so brightly Sunny could practically swear the sun was at it's brightest right now. "It's sooo fun pretending to go out with Kibum...even if wer're not. He's the sweetest."

Yoona rolled her eyes. "Well duh. He's probably one of the three sweetest guys that live with us." Tiffany crossed her arms in a joking gesture. The three sweetest guys Yoona mentioned happend to be Siwon, Kyu Hyun and of course Kibum.

"Don't burst my bubble Yoona dear." Tiffany playfully poked Yoona. Yoona poked right back. "Anyways, between us three, I'm glad Hee Chul used his big mouth...although Chae Yeon unnie's looks creeped me out a bit..." Sunny bobbled her head up and down just like one of those football bobbleheads.

Yoona sighed in a slight envious way. "When will Hee Chul hook me with up my prince charming?" She demanded. Sunny and Tiffany giggled into their palms. It wasn't everyday that anybody mentioned what Hee Chul did was a good thing. Yoona shot them don't start it look. They pretended to be really content with a High School Musical poster.

Not far away Eun Hyuk was listening into their conversation hiding behind the stationary cart he pretended not to be listening. 'So Yoona wants a prince charming eh?' He thought to himself. He imagined himself in a white suit giving her a dozen roses...but also pictured her sneering at the roses and throwing them onto the ground. He shook the picture out of his mind.

"What are you doing?" Han Kyung whispered into Eun Hyuk's ears. Eun Hyuk leaped back in shock and knocked over a stand of personalized magnets. Yoona, Tiffany, and Sunny looked towards where all that noise was coming from. Eun Hyuk grew red.

The three girls walked closer to them. "What are you two doing?" Yoona asked raising an eyebrow.

"I don't know what were you doing?" Eun Hyuk said mysteriously trying to baffle them. It worked cause they had a questionable face. He mysteriously nodded and walked back slowly. The girls shrugged. Guys...so weird at times.



Soo Young's stomached growled first, then it was Yuri's and soon following was Jessica's. It was like an annoying symphony of stomache growlings. The 22 roommates were still at the school supply store begging Hee Chul and Ye Sung to just finish buying their supplies, but it seemed like time would never go fast enough. "Hurry up!!!" Soo Young whined getting hungrier by the second. She was impatiently tapping her foot as Yuri impatiently sighed over and over again.

"So hungry..." Shin Dong took big breaths in order to satisfy his hunger with air. "Air is not satisfying my hunger." Then an invisible light bulb lit up above Shin Dong's head. "Heey! The hungry people can eat and you guys who aren't ready can meet us there!" He said brightly clapping his hand. "End of discussion."

Soo Young, Yuri, and Jessica basically ran right next to Shin Dong showing that they agreed with him 100%. Dong Hae shrugged and stood besides Shin Dong as well. In the end the only people left shopping was Hee Chul, Ye Sung, Ryeo Wook, Han Kyung, Tiffany, and Seo Hyun. "We'll just be at the..." Shin Dong thought about where he wanted to eat.

"Just come and find us or call us." Hyo Yeon quickly said starving her butt off. She quickly raced to her car with the other following swiftly behind her.




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Under One Roof Ending

Haha so I promised a quick update, but I was busy house sitting for my parents' friends' house and I didn't want to post a chapter there, cause they know evveryything for some odd reason. >.< Anyhow sorry for the exxtremely short and lame chapter. I disappointed my self. >__> Honestly, this is one of my LAMEST chapters yet. >.< Gah. But as always, thanks for reading!