Under One Roof 7

ChapterFive || Yours, Mine and most certainly NOT Ours Part One

Guest Starring:

ChaeYeon



Dorm

Sunny woke up next to her stuffed Xiah Junsu doll. She smiled at the happy thoughts from last week or her birthday to be exact.

"Awake?" Yoona asked madly typing something in her yellow Dell laptop. If Sunny had to guess what she was doing, she was probably on Soompi...again. She basically lived there. She loved looking at graphics and writing comments on celebs. It was one of those things the girls in the house did.

"Yup, thank you so much for the sewing kit YooYoo." Sunny said to her friend.

"Nahh, only the best for best." Yoona said smiling her beautiful smile. Sunny giggled.

Seo Hyun knocked on the door loudly. "Are you two awake yet? It's your turn to cook Yoona unnie!"

"Yeah, c'mon in!" Sunny answered back.

Seo Hyun, Hyo Yeon, Shin Dong, Kang In, Tae Yeon, and Hee Chul came in charging into their room with black ski masks and googles. Yoona laughed. "Is the freak show in town?"

Hee Chul rolled his eyes and scoffed. "Is the ugly pagent going on now?" He looked at Yoona's white face mask to her messy hair in a towel. "Aren't you a little old for that?" He asked laughing at her Pikachu pajamas. Yoona rose an eyebrow.

"What happened to you mirror? Cracked it already?"

"Oooh that was good!" Hee Chul said sarcastically. Yoona faked laugh and threw her throw pillow at him.

"GET OUT!" Yoona screamed. "I have to change." She said like nothing just happened. Sunny patted her friend on the back.

The group of six slowly backed out of the room that was reading CAUTION after the Yoona explosion.



"KWON YURI!" Jessica screamed. "You cannot post that on Soompi! You don't have evidence!!!"

"Yes I do! You said he told you and I even have a picture." She said innocently. "See!" Yuri quickly clicked on a screen where a picture of Yoo Chun and BoA were hugging, holding hands, and feeding each other. Jessica's eyes darted back and forth.

Jessica gave Yuri a I cannot believe anybody is going to fall for that look. "You photoshopped it you smarty pants."

Yuri stood up in her defense. "No I did not!"

"Yes she did! I saw her!!" Soo Young announced proudly. Yuri gave her a withering look. Soo Young whimpered away scared.

"I'm still posting it online. Nobody takes Yoo Chun oppa away from mwuahh!" She said evily.

Jessica rolled her eyes. "Whatever. Just don't put my name in it."

Yuri stuck her tongue out at Jessica. "Sica, so how are things with you and Dong Wook oppa?" Yuri asked suddenly.

"What about it?"

"You mean you didn't notice?" Yuri asked shocked that her friend who was so quick on these things were in fact really slow.

"Notice what?" Jessica asked not getting any of this. Yuri sighed.

"YuSica!!! Come and eat! Yoona made breakfast! It actually looks good!" Tiffany said happily.

"Kay Fany, coming." Yuri answered back for Jessica as well. Jessica shrugged the mini convo with Yuri off and went out of Yuri's room to join the others for breakfast.


"AHH! Kang In!! You made me spill orange juice on my new shirt!" Hee Chul scolded upset his new shirt was soiled by an orange mess.

Ryeo Wook suggested. "Get a new one." Hee Chul looked towards him with a you did not just say that look.

Hee Chul faked laughed. "Ryeo Wook, Ryeo Wook, Ryeo Wook. You don't just buy a shirt this nice. You steal it from a friend." He looked at Kang In with a sly smile. "Shirt look familiar?" Kang In thought about it slowly as the others slowly anticipated for Kang In's reply.

Kang In's eyes bulged wide as soon as he remembered. "AY! THAT'S MY SHIRT I JUST RUINED!" He said embarrased and angrily. Hee Chul shrugged.

"It was in my room." Hee Chul casually said.

"No it was in my room before you stole it!"

The girls and the other guys mentally laughed at the two boys who were acting well...like two children fighting over a fire truck or red crayon.

Yoona reached for a slice of toast. "It was a tacky green shirt anyways. Who wants to wear a green shirt with orange and red fruits on it?" She looked at Kang In while she was talking, but everybody, but Hee Chul knew that she was adressing this to him.

"See, no use crying over spilt...orange juice." Hee Chul forced a smile and buttered his toast as if no conflict had come between him and his friend.

"Jerk." Kang In muttered before eating his eggs. "Who wants to go to a club with me tonight? I scored free tickets."

Tae Yeon's ears perked up. "Free?" As rich as Tae Yeon was, she was one of those girls who adore free stuff and thinks nothing should go to waste. Kang in nodded his head yes. "We're in." She quickly said for all of them.

"I guess we're in..." Eeteuk curled his brows. "What time?"

"8:30 at Pink Elves." Kibum answered for Kang In. "It's their opening,"

Tiffany looked up at him shock. "You know about it? And theirs a club name pink elves? "

"He should, his cousin Key's dad owns it." Dong Hae said talking with his mouth full. Jessica looked at him in disgust.

"Ugh. Figures you would talk with your big mouth open." Jessica looked away in pure disgust. "You are so nasty!" She shrieked. Dong Hae found this the perfect chance to get her even more angry. He opened his mouth and showed his chewed food.

Yuri looked at him horrified. "Yuck! You sick sick sick demented...THING!" Shin Dong nodded in agreement.


"And you think, I'm gross." He said shaking his head disapprovingly. Dong Hae shrugged it off.

Siwon was quiet thinking to himself. "What's wrong?" Hyo Yeon asked Siwon. "Oops. I forgot guys hate those words." She covered her mouth with her freshly painted hands.

Siwon gave a polite smile and shook his head no. "Dong Hae said Key right? Does that mean Kibum's cousin Kim Kibum? And Stella's best friend's brother?"

Eun Hyuk's eyes grew wide in suprisement. "Kibum has a cousin named Kibum? He's KNOWS STELLA?! Siwon! STELLA! NOO!!!"

Yoona slapped her hand in front of his mouth. "Shut up please and thank you!"

"Who's Stella?" Soo Young asked curious.

Jessica frowned. "Yeah!"

Sung Min opened his mouth to speak. "Stella is Siw-"

Siwon stuffed Sung Min's mouth with a strawberry. "Have some strawberries, you are lacking in nutrients." Siwon said with his teeth clenched.

"I'm no Ain Style or whatever, but I think he's hiding something." Soo Young announced her suspicions of Siwon.

Yuri rolled her eyes. "It's Einstien and DUH! What is it Sung Min? Siwon? What are all the guys hiding?"

"Yeah tell us!" Hee Chul begged. "Oh wait...I know." He made a superior smile to the girls. "Bow down females!"

"Sexist pig..." Tae Yeon muttered rolling her eyes in annoyance. "Siwon tell us. Maybe we can help.

Eeteuk shook his head. "You can't cause it's history."

"History?" The girls asked in unison.

"Yup, done and over with." Kibum added.

"Susspppiiiiccciiooouussss!" Sunny said cutely batting her eyes. "Kyu Hyun, you'll tell me won't you?"

Kyu Hyun looked at his friends for help. They gave him a look that said WILLPOWER. "I can't..." he said helplessly.

"Wait, what's going on?" Ryeo Wook asked lost. "Stella who? Kim Stella? Siwon's ex-girlfriend Stella? What aren't we saying?"

"Ughhh!" Ye Sung moaned at Ryeo Wook's ignorance.

Ryeo Wook gave Siwon a guilty look. "Whoops."

Siwon gave a you're dead to me look. "Well not only was she my ex-girlfriend, she was an SM trainee as well."

"SM trainee?" Tae Yeon double checked to see if she heard correctly.

Ye Sung nodded. "Yup. Siwon and Stella had been going out for ayy-three years? Before moving in here. They broke up exactly six months ago."

Seo Hyun frowned. "This seems personal. Is it o-kay for anybody, but Siwon to know and share?" The girls nodded in sympathy towards Siwon.

"O-kay, we tell them he has an ex and he's still the most romantic sweet guy!" Kang In whispered to Kibum and Kyu Hyun. The two boys shrugged. Dong Hae rolled his eyes.

"Wait is that why she called you last wee-" Jessica pulled her hand over her mouth. "I mean. Well, you know." She said unclearly.

Yuri's face brightened. "Hey! Is that why you were eavesdropping yesterday?!" Jessica gave her a cold glare.

Siwon laughed. "It's o-kay. Let's just go on and eat."


Dong Hae made a face. "Excuse me, but I think I lost my appettite." He said that looking directly at Jessica who was pretending to examine her cuticles.

Jessica scoffed in irony. "Oh yeah. Cause it's my fault you lost that outrageously big appettite of yours. I'm done too." She pushed in her chair swiftly and walked to her room.

"Those two." Hyo Yeon said annoyed. "When will they ever get along?"

"Try two blocks from NEVER." Shin Dong said grabbing a sausage and then dipping it in honey. "Yuumm."

"Gross." the others looked like they just say a horror film.

Soo Young looked at the sausages, then the honey. She grabbed one and tried it herself. Her smile faced the other way and started gagging right away. Sung Min quickly got her a glass of water.

"Ewww!!" She announced of the nasty snack that has been approved by Shin Dong. "100 % pure NASTY!"

---


Hee Chul dialed Chae Yeon's number which he got after Sunny's birthday.

"Hello?"

"Hi Chae Yeon, this is Hee Chul...the guy with the awesome hair..." Hee Chul's self esteem was slowly dropping.

"...OH! The guy who was drooling at that party right?" Hee Chul coughed embarrassed.

"Uh yeah. Anyways, my friend scored some passes to a new club called Pink Elves. Wanna join me and the others?"

There was a brief pause. "Will that adorable boy be there?"

Hee Chul smiled. "Of couse I'll be there!"

"Ha sorry. Not you, I think his name was Kibum? He was a sweetie."

Hee Chul's face blushed red. "Yeah he will be there, but he has a girlfriend."

"Oh does he? What's her name?" Chae Yeon demanded.

"Uhh, uhh, uhhh TIFFANY!" He shouted the first female name that came to his mind. Of course her name was the first because she just came into his room taking back her hairspray.

"Tiff-un-knneee?" Chae Yeon repeated. Tiffany gave Hee Chul a confused look as Chae Yeon continued talking to Hee Chul. "Fine, he has a girlfriend. Why are all the good ones taken? Anyways I'll be there. Thanks for the invite."

"Sure. I'll see you there." Hee Chul hung up before Chae Yeon could take back her answer. Tiffany impatiently tapped her foot.

"Why was it you shouted my name as you did so?" She asked raising her eyebrow.

Hee Chul uncomfortably squirmed on his bed. "Let's say hypothetically,a guy friend wanted a date, but that hypothetical date wanted a different guy, so hypothetically, that guy friend who wanted a date happened to shout a randomgirlwhowasinhisroom." He ended that sentece in one breath. Tiffany twitched. She did her signature smile where she lifted her shoulders and darkened once she had his shirt. (Basically, she grabbed him by the collar of his shirt.)

"Who is that "hypothetic" guy you are talking about Hee Chul?" She asked darkly.

Hee Chul wanted to bite her hand so he could hide under his sheets. "Me and Kibum. Anyways who told you to be in my room anyways?"

Tiffany scoffed. "Uhh, you sorta took my hairspray without giving it BACK!" She rolled her eyes. "Call Kibum in right now, and tell HIM!" Hee Chul scared agreed.

"KIBUMMMMM-AHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Hee Chul shouted. When Kibum came in Hee Chul quickly explained everything in probably less than a minute. Kibum nodded and sighed and rolled his eyes as Hee Chul explained.

"So what are we going to do?" Kibum asked Tiffany. Hee Chul's eyes lit up.

"Pretend you are dating!"

Tiffany laughed. "That only works on dramas, Miss Kim."

"No wait! It will work! And you and Kibum will end up falling for each other at the end! Am I a cupid or what?!"

Kibum sighed a long sigh. "It won't hurt I guess." Tiffany fought a smile. Maybe Hee Chul isn't all that bad!

"Sure. Why not?" Tiffany said faking a sigh. Deep inside, Kibum and Tiffany both felt butterflies in their stomaches. Who knew maybe Hee Chul was right after all. Maybe they can actually really go out!

---


"Are you girls ready yet??" Han Kyung whined. "Yeon Hee never takes this long to get ready."

"Here we go again." Eun Hyuk said to Kyu Hyun who laughed.

"Are you do-" Before Eeteuk could finish his sentence, he saw nine girls coming out of Yoona and Sunny's room one at a time.

First out was Tae Yeon looking grumpy. The guys were wondering why she looked so grumpy when they examined her they found the answer right away. Eeteuk's mouth dropped open. Since the 22 of them came to live in the dorm, this was the first time he saw Tae Yeon wearing something so...feminine. All the others were dressed well...girly, but Tae Yeon was always in jeans, cargos, capris, you name it, anything BUT skirts and dresses.

Kang In was still amazed. "You own a skirt?" He giggled oddly. "And heels?!?!"

Tae Yeon glared at the boys. "That's it. I'm CHANGING!" She yelled at her best friends. "Skirts and I are sworn enemies!"

"It looks good!" Sunny complimented. "It compliments your...legs."

Tae Yeon looked at her stubby legs. "Coming from the shortest girl?" Sunny blushed red and gave Tae Yeon a sweet smile.

"I didn't say it looked bad...." Kang In started to apologize. Tae Yeon turned the other way.

"Humph!"

After Tae Yeon was Seo Hyun, then Yuri, then Jessica, Yoona, Sunny, Hyo Yeon and finally, last, but not least Tiffany.

"Come on boyfriend let's go to your car." Tiffany said to Hee Chul giving him a dirty look.

Kibum gave Hee Chul the same look. "Yeah girlfriend." 19 other roomates gave each other confused looks before shrugging it off.

"O-kay, checklist!" Tae Yeon announced taking chrage as always. "Car keys?"

"Check!" Yuri said gathering a dish full of car keys. There were six cars to be divided among the 22 of them. Each car had a rightful owner of course. Yuri handed car keys to Kibum, Siwon, Tae Yeon, Tiffany, Hee Chul, and Hyo Yeon. The people without their cars sadly could not bring theirs due to the lack of parking space.

"I miss my car." Yuri whined after handing out keys. "Why did we draw straws again?"

Kyu Hyun heartily laughed. "You thought of it." Yuri pouted. "Besides, it's back at your house safely isn't it?"

"Yeah..."

"ANYWAYS!" Tae Yeon said loudly trying to get back on track. "Money and other small stuff?"

"Check!" Tiffany replied holding up her Chanel clutch. Sunny nodded holding up her birthday Roxy hobo bag from Min Seo Hyun. (The roommates call her MSH)

"And more importantly, FAKE ID'S!" Dong Hae shouted. All the guys and Soo Young pulled their fake ID's out.

"Soo Young where did you get that?" Yoona demanded.

Soo Young shrugged. "My cousin's friend's sister's brother's best friend got me one two years ago for my sweet sixteen."

Yoona sighed. "My fault for asking."

"Wait, you don't have fake ID's?" Eun Hyuk asked pointing at the eight girls who didn't have one.

"Well duh!" Hyo Yeon said rolling her eyes. Hee Chul laughed.

"You all are so naive. This is why I was prepared. TA DAAA!!!" Hee Chul brought out eight plastic cards from his back pocket.

"Why not?" Tae Yeon shrugged.

"What could go wrong?" Jessica questioned herself as she grabbed her card. Her eyes narrowed towards Hee Chul. "45?"

Hee Chul blushed. "Wrong card!" He quickly snatched that and gave her the correct one.

Tiffany looked at her card. "Where did you get these pictures?" She asked.

"Ye Sung stole your digital camera."

"Ryeo Wook uploaded them." Ye Sung protested.

Ryeo Wook looked offended. "Oh, well, um, Shin Dong printed and cutted!"

Shin Dong made a face. "Yeah, but Kang In pasted and took it to Hee Chul's friend's brother's cousin's sister's brother."

"Which just happens to be Hee Chul's cousin!" Kibum finished.

Tiffany gave them a weird look. "I only asked where you got the pictures...nothing else."

"Oh I thought you were going to kick my butt." Hee Chul said truthfully. "I did the whole thing myself!" The arrogant boy said proudly.

"Gah, shut up and let's go please?" Han Kyung begged. "It's time to par-tay! WAIT UP FOR ME!!" he shouted as the other 21 roommates walked out on him.


---


"Nuh-uh. I am not riding with that...that...thing." Jessica said disgustedly pointing at Dong Hae.

Dong Hae looked offended. "Ch. You think I want to ride with you?"

Siwon sighed. "Why don't you ride with someone else then?"

"No. Why do I have to ride with someone else?"

Jessica sneered. "Stop being so immature. You're being a baby."

Dong Hae rolled his eyes. "Shut up."

"SHUT UP AND GET IN THE D.AMN CARRR!" Tae Yeon and Eeteuk screamed at the immature twosome. Jessica and Dong Hae gave each other dirty looks then quickly got in Siwon's car.

"SHOT GUN!" Dong Hae raced to Siwon's silver car mustang. Jessica shot her friends a "shoot me" look. Soo Young shrugged.

"Sucks for you." Soo Young said to Jessica. Soo Young scrambled into Hyo Yeon's car after Sung Min got into her jeep. "See you later Sica!" She cheerfully waved good-bye before leaving.



-----Car Arrangements-----


Tiffany (Driven by Kang In)
Kyu Hyun
Sunny
Ye Sung

Kibum
Tiffany
Han Kyung
Yuri

Hyo Yeon
Soo Young
Sung Min
Ryeo Wook

Tae Yeon
Eeteuk
Shin Dong
Seo Hyun

Siwon
Dong Hae
Jessica

Hee Chul
Yoona
Eun Hyuk



"What are the odds that Sica and Dong Hae are in the same car?" Yoona asked Eun Hyuk as they carefully got into Hee Chul's car. They were leaving earlier to pick Chae Yeon up. Eun Hyuk laughed like a hyena.

"We rigged it." Eun Hyuk said mischeviously. Yoona gave him a high-five.

Yoona laughed cheerfully. "Good job!" She squealed.

Eun Hyuk's LG chocolate vibrated. "Just go ahead and ask her out." It was a text from Soo Young who was waving hi to him.

He rolled his eyes and ignored that text. What if Yoona could've seen? All of a sudden Eun Hyuk felt nausiated. 'What the heck?'

"Hee Chul slow the car down!!" Yoona screamed at him. Eun Hyuk looked at how fast Hee Chul was going. 75 mph isn't something a police would want to see.

"And it only took you 15 tries to get your drivers licsence!" Eun Hyuk yelled. Hee Chul rolled his eyes and turned his radio up loud.

Yoona and Eun Hyuk looked at each other giving each other what did we do wrong? Hee Chul looked at his handheld mirror and blew himself a kiss. "Looking good gorgeous!" He said winking at himself. "You kids have fun while I go get my date."

"Can he get any more conceited?" Yoona asked scrunching up her small nose. Eun Hyuk batted his eyes at her. He had a crush on her and he knew it...unlike Dong Hae.

Yoona looked at him. "Are you trying?"

"Trying what?"

"Trying to burn a hole on my head?" Yoona teased Eun Hyuk who looked embarrassed. He pretended not to hear anything. "Who is that!?"

Eun Hyuk looked up to see who she was talking about.

"Remember? That's Chae Yeon noona."

"Hee Chul's dating an older girl?" Yoona asked in disbelief. "How'd he manage that?"

Eun Hyuk shrugged. "He lied about his age?" Chae Yeon came closer to the car with a smile.

"Nice to see both of you again!" Chae Yeon smiled. She looked way to mature to be with Hee Chul.

"Hi unnie." Yoona said kindly. "Nice to see you again too!" Eun Hyuk waved hi. Hee Chul finally got in his car.

"Ready?" He sped out Chae Yeon's driveway and only drove faster. This was going to be a long night...


Hyo Yeon/Sung Min/Soo Young/Ryeo Wook


"Oh, no~ please leave me alone~ other boys be loving me girls be hating me, they will never stop, stop. Cuz they know, i`m so HOT HOT!" Soo Young sang along. "I love this song!" She said to Sung Min.

"Really? I wouldn't have guessed." He teased. They have been driving for eight exact minutes and everybody in the car has already lost count how many times Soo Young made them replay the rap proportion of So Hot. Soo Young didn't hear the sarcasm in that so let that by.

"One more timee!!" She said pointing at the radio. Hyo Yeon rolled her eyes and replayed it for her friend.

Hyo Yeon warned, "This will be the last time! Got it?!" Soo Young responded that with an eyeroll.

"Girls be hating me, they will never STOP STOP!" She directed to Hyo Yeon. Hyo Yeon stuck her tongue out playfully. Ryeo Wook looked like he was in pain.

"Can't...listen...to the music...any...more..." he said dramatically. Soo Young ignored him while Sung Min and Hyo Yeon sympatetically nodded in agreement. When the song ended Hyo Yeon happily took the disk out and turned on the radio.

"Hey you radio listeners! It's MC Corn! Today is a wonderful Friday night no? Here's a chance to win a date with one of Korea's most eligable bachelor! And you know who that is ladies!"

"Oh-my-god! I might be able to get a date with Won Bin!" Soo Young said excitedly. Ryeo Wook gave her a strange look.

He nodded in disagreement. "He's like 30. And you're like...18...I think..." Soo Young crossed her arms in front of her chest.

"Ladies, and maybe gents, if you guessed Joo Ji Hoon you are correct! If I was a female, I would call Ay-sap!" Sung Min and Ryeo Wook exchanged awkward looks. "Anyhow, be the twentieth caller and you will be getting a date with the handsome Joo Ji Hoon." Hyo Yeon quickly grabbed her bag and Soo Young did as well.

"Hello?" Hyo Yeon asked radio station.

"Sorry you are the tenth caller." A radio attendant answered.

"Hello?" Soo Young called

"You are the fourteenth caller." a man said into the phone. Soo Young made a pout and hung up.

"We found ourselves a winner!" MC Corn announced. "What's your name?"

"Oh-my-god! Am I on air?! My name's Kim Tae Yeon!"

"TAE YEON?!!!" Hyo Yeon and Soo Young shouted at the same time morrified.



Tae Yeon/Eeteuk/Seo Hyun/Shin Dong


Tae Yeon hung up her phone proudly. "I just got myself an eligable bachelor!" Seo Hyun looked at her in envy.

"Hrm. I was the nineteenth caller." She pouted. Shin Dong shrugged in a not so sympatetic way. He grabbed another handful of Jelly Bellies and shoved them in his mouth offering some to his sad roommate. "As long as it isn't Johnny Depp, I'm fine."

"Well it's only one date." Eeteuk pointed out.

Tae Yeon started pouting. "Way to burst my bubble."

"Whatever." Eeteuk said slightly annoyed that Tae Yeon got that date. "You know I think Seo Hyun diserves that date. Don't you? I mean she only has..."

"Had more dates than me." Tae Yeon finished off. "I'm going no matter what anybody says...unless your name is Tiffany. Cause she's good at persuading and stuff..."

Eeteuk sulked all the way to the club.




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